Geekalicious

A Curvy Fox; 28, pro cook and self-taught geek. This blog has nothing to do anything, really. Mostly just shiz I find funny, orgasmic, or eyeball-worthy.
Things I like/follow/blog About:
Hannibal | Sherlock | Minecraft | WoW | Misha Collins | Kanye West | U2 | Dubstep | Personal Shiz | SPN | Randomness | GIFs | Cute Animals | Tasty Looking Food | League of Legends

Recent Tweets @Apotheosized
dankmaiden:

when ur expecting a small dick but hes a grower

dankmaiden:

when ur expecting a small dick but hes a grower

(via regirocked)

summoner-kye:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

YES IT IS BACK!

(via punkmonksteven)

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"
"…. hi."

(via thewinterwidow)

easyay:

why is there an ewok in a grocery store

(via lyriumlass)

frankiejayel:

singlernom:

when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

image

Literally

(via jawnwats)

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via punkmonksteven)